Funny Things

First, I've got a link for all those who were dissatisfied with the election, BBspot has a Bush Countdown Clock for you.

Second, the Onion posted at the beginning of the year some 2004 Neologisms (new words) that I'd like to share:
ABILF - altar boy I'd like to fondle
bsiter - someone who maintains a website
degenerate - to generate material for The Ellen DeGeneres Show
iraqify - to occupy indefinitely
'pid - stupid
queueer - the line to get gay married
nex - facial tissue, derivative of Kleenex