Brian and Stewie at the Emmys

Quotes from "North by North Quahog"

"Well, unfortunately there's no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fastlane, Andy Richer Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute With Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasedena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny." - Peter Griffin

"Well I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot." - Peter Griffin

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...hey...stop it...stop it...OK...All right." - Peter Griffin as Jesus Christ

"...Oh here are the coffee mugs." - Peter Griffin

"What good is mining nose gold if you can't share it with the townspeople?" - Chris Griffin

"How does it smell, Dog? Does it smell like servitude? Hahaha! Aft torpedoes, fire!" - Stewie Griffin

"Hehehehe, gross!" - Peter Griffin

"Peter, what the hell is wrong with you? I fall asleep for 10 minutes and you plow the car into a tree! Oh my God, you gotta pay attention to the road! We could've been killed! I mean, look at the front of our car! It's totaled, it's completely totaled, Peter! Oh this is teriffic! How are we gonna get...oh my God! I knew I should've driven! I should always drive! I cannot trust you Peter Griffin!" - Lois Griffin

"Stand perfectly still, Lois. They're vision is based on movement." "Where'd you go?" - Peter Griffin and a hooker

"That show only furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny." - Chris Griffin

"Wear it now!" - Chris Griffin

"I don't have to listen to you. You're a dog, you don't have a soul!" - Chris Griffin

"Diane, I'm standing outside Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside." - Tricia Takinawa

"You don't want to hurt yourself dancing. Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings." - Creepy Old Guy

"Yes, I've put on a few pounds for my next role. I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English to free England from the English." - Peter Griffin as Mel Gibson

"Almost...almost...almost...there we are." "Well done." - High-class British porn

"You know, Margaret, we could have sexual intercourse right now." "Yes, yes we could." "But let's not." - High-class British porn

"Well what are we supposed to do, Lois, just admit that there's no excitement left in our marriage, go home, and spend the rest of our lives looking at each other across the breakfast table talking about how much we each like Total?" - Peter Griffin

"Ooh, actually so do I. And it's healthy for us, too--Oh God! It's starting already!" - Peter Griffin

"Peter, are you crazy? Look, stealing Mel Gibson's towels, bathrobes, and Nazi paraphenelia is one thing, but this is a multi-million dollar film and he's a very powerful man." - Lois Griffin

"This is even more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down." - Peter Griffin

"Mr. Tucker, it seems your son, Jake, had some vodka at the school dance, and, uh, Chris got blamed for it. This, uh, this whole situation has just really turned his whole life upside-down face." - Brian Griffin

"Yeah, look at this! Oh yeah, you don't like this! Yeah, this is what Benji would do! Oh yeah, that feels so good! That feels so good!" - Brian Griffin

"Well that may be, but what were all forgeting is: Anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay." - Peter Griffin

"Don't worry, Lois. There's a dog turd in there. By the time he finds out, we'll be long gone--" "There's a dog turd in here." - Peter Griffin and Mel Gibson

"I know this is the wrong time to be star-struck but, Mel Gibson is shooting at us!" - Peter Griffin

"Hey Lois, look. I'm a booger!" - Peter Griffin

"Of course he did. Christians don't believe in gravity." - Peter Griffin

"Hey, hey, Jefferson. Check it out. Chick getting nailed on my head." - George Washington

"He gon' get it!" - Ollie Williams

"Don't let it get the best of you. I used to be a lawyer. See ya next week! Glad to be back, America!" - Greased-up deaf guy

First New Episode of Family Guy has been leaked

The first episode: North by North Quahog has been leaked on the 'net. I'm downloading it as I type and am excited. I was probably going to download it like South Park after it airs. Don't worry, I won't spoil it here by posting my Live Quotes yet or spilling the jokes when it airs. By the way, my stance on downloading TV shows is I do it because there is no legal way of purchasing it. I also typically get the lowest quality so that buying the DVDs is worth it. There is one exception: Enterprise. I get HD quality with that, but they aren't out until May and they are expensive, but I still want those DVDs.

Which Family Guy character are you?

Live Quotes from American Dad's Pilot

"You like shaving your armpits, Hayley? 'Cuz when the terrorists take over, that's the first thing to go." - Stan Smith
"We can't all look like those anorexic aliens in the James Cameron movies." - Roger
"Oh God, I have a bearclaw in my ass." - Roger
"Oh for Allah's sake, put some clothes on." - Arab sitcom star
"Check it out, the eraser is stuck up Bin Laden's pooper." - Stan Smith
"Wanna go back to my apartment and pet my schnouzer? Then later we can play with this dog." - Man on street
"Could you downplay our relationship in your public addresses?" - God to Bush
"Ooh, that's Cheney, I gotta take it. Hello, sir." - God
"Sorry, Steve, no dog. I'd be more than glad to get you an Etch-a-Sketch." - Stan Smith
"Oh God, he's going to pee, oh, oh, oh, no wait, just dust." - Stan Smith
"Don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing because that's a load of crap." - Roger
"God, please take this soul up to heaven, becuase he can't walk. He's dead." - Stan Smith
"Aw, I thought I was gonna fart." - Stan Smith
"You know what Shakespeare said. I don't, but you do." - Jeff
"Hilary, look out for the mines!" - Stan Smith to Hilary Duff
"All I know is that he's Jewish but if you give me some churros I could stretch that out to about 12 pages." - Roger about Henry Kissinger
"I want to ride the buffalo!...Now send in the lunch lady." - Steve Smith
"Every sentence must end in a Steve." - Mr. Phillips
"Mr. Phillips can I be excused? I'm having my Steve." - Female student
"It's too risky right now, I'll call back later." - Perverted teacher to frog
"Steve, this comes from years of experience: Women are never right." - Stan Smith
"If you expect to get any boob, it's going to cost you a boadload of Twinkies." - Roger

Family Guy Action Figures

Apparently, this has been online a while but it's news to me. The new wave of action figures hits stores in July. They include:

• Peter in Drag (with purse, lipstick, compact case, and purple boa)


• Christobel (with easel, palette, brush, painting for Peter, Supermodel Girlfriend paper cut out)


• Joe Swanson (with 2 trophies and baseball hat)


• Jasper (with fruity drink, Chinese food carton)


• The Pope (with hat and staff)


• Mayor West (with taffy and hand with bride outfit)

Personally, I want the Adam West one because it's kooky.
Spooner Street | another family guy and american dad source

Family Guy Season 4 Starts May 1

Fox has announced an official return date for the new season of Family Guy. Set your TiVo's on May 1st, 2005 at 9/8c.

Planet Family Guy has also said Fox has blurred the animated rear ends of characters on Family Guy on a recent repeat to avoid entanglements with the FCC. I love how 5 years ago, there was no problem showing a cartoon butt on Fox, but now it's nasty.

TNG on Family Guy

TrekToday - Stewart Heads Up CIA On 'American Dad': "Although Star Trek: Nemesis was the last official outing for the Next Generation crew, [Patrick] Stewart hasn't hung up his Starfleet uniform just yet. McFarlane announced that Stewart (Jean-Luc Picard) and Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi) will be appearing in an upcoming episode of Family Guy's fourth season. '[They] did a cutaway gag for us where they played Captain Picard and Counselor Troi, which was pretty fun,' he said. "

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'The Simpsons: The Movie' Taking Shape

Ooh, ooh! Found another one...IMDb reports:

After promising a theatrical feature version of The Simpsons for years, the TV show's creator, Matt Groening, has indicated that plans for the movie are at last approaching fruition. In an interview with Britain's Guardian newspaper, Groening remarked, "We're trying to tell a story that we wouldn't do on television and take advantage of a longer process and a more ambitious process for animation." However, he added, the movie "will either kill the [TV] show or completely reinvigorate it." Admitting that he regards himself as a liberal, Groening also said that he has been given unprecedented freedom by the conservative-oriented Fox TV network. He told the newspaper: "We've poked fun at Rupert Murdoch a number of times and some of the executives are worried about it, although Rupert himself seems to be very good natured. He played himself as 'evil billionaire tyrant Rupert Murdoch' and good for him."

I'm not so sure about a movie version of the Simpsons. Are there any more ideas left?

Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com - Studio Briefing

Leaving the closet on the Simpsons

IMDb reports:
Marge Simpson's sister Patty will come out as a lesbian and marry a woman that she met in a bar in a forthcoming episode of The Simpsons, several gay-oriented websites are reporting. The episode is almost certain to touch off controversy, not only because of the significant number of children the series continues to attract but also because it comes at a time when many states are seeking to ban same-sex wedding ceremonies. It is due to air early next year.

I guess that will finally expain a lot about her, or they're really running out of ideas.

Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com - Studio Briefing

Family Guy Season 4 Episodes

The first 13 episode names of Family Guy Season 4 have been published at the FOX Family Guy website. They are:

#4ACX01 - North by North Quahog
#4ACX02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
#4ACX03 - Don't Make Me Over
#4ACX04 - Blind Ambition
#4ACX05 - Stewie B. Goode (Part I)
#4ACX06 - Bango Was His Name Oh (Part II)
#4ACX07 - Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (Part III)
#4ACX08 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
#4ACX09 - Petarded
#4ACX010 - Brian the Bachelor
#4ACX011 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
#4ACX012 - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
#4ACX013 - Model Misbehavior

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