Monday, November 22, 2004

Knock 'em out the box, Luke

It's not the East or the West Side...
No, it's not.
It's not the North or the South Side...
No, it's not.
It's the Dark Side!
You are correct.
You can't front in the Empire.
To all you Vader haters out there:
We'll blow your planet up!

What is thy bidding, my master?
It's a disaster--Skywalker, we're after.
What if he can be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally. Another Dark Jedi...
He will join us or die!

We got Death Star...Death Star!
We got Death Star...Death Star!
We got Death Star...Death Star!
We got Death Star...Death Star!
We got Death Star...Death Star!
We got Death Star...Death Star!
We got Death Star...Death Star!
We got Death Star...Death Star!
And you know that we got it...Death Star!
And you know that we got it...Death Star!

Luke, get your ass over here right now,
and quit monkeying with that damn landspeeder.
Where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
Did you clean your room?
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation;
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the Toche Station?
I got a layaway on a power converter,
but now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder

Luke...use the Force, and run
Run to Dagobah,
Run to Dagobah
Luke...use the Force, and run
Run to Dagobah,
Run to Dagobah

I'm Yoda, I'm a soldja.
I'll mold ya, then fold ya,
I thought I told ya--
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size.
You won't believe your eyes.
Watch the X-wing rise.

Yoda, why you bein' a player-hater?
You know that I still must confront Lord Vader.
But, Luke, not ready are you!
But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew.
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do.
So, now, Vader, I'm comin' for you.

That's right, R-2; I just set a new course.
We're going to Cloud City.
Hmm, that's some mighty good gin n' tonic.
Would you mix me up another?

Impressive. Now, release your anger!
You must have sensed your friends were in danger.
Oww! Why'd you slice off my hand?
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father.
He told me enough--he told me you killed him!
Then there's something I must reveal, then.

I'm your father...I'm your father...
I'm your father...I'm your father...
I'm your father...I'm your father...
I'm your father...I'm your father...
Knock 'em out the box, Luke, knock him out...
Knock 'em out the box, Luke, knock him out...
Knock 'em out the box, Luke, knock him out...
Knock 'em out the box, Luke, knock him out...
Knock 'em out the box, Luke

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