Halo Speak

I witnessed the funniest thing in Jester's room. After a bunch of butt matches, the Spartan guys, who we guess are the guys who do the Wayne Halo Coalition, start talking in "Halo":



The entire transcript and translation reads (Pink is Jester for obvious reasons, anything incomplete was understood before it was completed):
L WED ? = "Is there a Halo LAN on Wednesday?"
Yes = "Why, Yes! There is."
WHER = "Where is the Halo LAN on Wednesday?"
NIEHA = "It's in Niehardt Lobby, where rubberducky reigns supreme."
TIME = "What time is the Halo LAN on Wednesday in Neihardt Lobby?"
9:= It's at 9 (colon spelled with a rocket)!"
9:30 = "The Halo LAN is at 9:30" for those guys
PM = "The Halo LAN is at 9:30, PM"
GET 1 MORE = unholy demand
? = "What the hell are you talking about?"
GUY = "This sucks! Get Jimmy on your box so we can rape him in a series of team games!"

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