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Boredom at it's finest:

The Unicameral huddles in the glans of the Penis of the Prairie, which towers 400 feet above the ground. Onlookers are mesmerized by the way it firmly houses the state’s legislative machinery and the way it helps government erect social services for the good of all Nebraskans. From the tip of the shaft, a statue called the Sower spreads its seed across the entire state.

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