Things we noticed during "Lady and the Tramp"

• I bet they're monsters. That's why you can't see their faces
• Because the dog can understand.
• She got fat overnight.
• Dogs love coffee and donuts and will dunk the donuts into the coffee.
• I've never seen a dog so happy to get a collar.
• Price can be detected by smell.
• How come the two main dogs aren't trying to jump her?
• Dogs take showers.
• How does a dog know what starch is?
• "That dog" is the most offensive thing you can say to a dog.
• Why won't she walk her? She needs to poop!
• When people have babies, animals piss them off.
• Even dogs get the "birds and the bees" talk.
• Is there a doggie-condom?
• All baby food is green.
• Why does the Scottish dog have a French name? Picard?
• Everyone else calls her Darling too.
• Cats aren't nice in Disney movies.
• When dogs think to themselves, they sing.
• Did no one tell Aunt Sarah about the rules of the dog?
• Cats have a lot of dexterity in their tails.
• She barks in time with cat songs.
• It's obvious the dog did it all.
• Jim Dear and Darling wouldn't mind that Aunt Sarah is buying a muzzle.
• How come Tramp isn't territorial?
• Dogs can fight and end up unscathed.
• The beaver just broke his own cage at the zoo.
• Beavers can support themselves on their tails.
• All of this would kill the beaver!
• Humans will spend more time catering and entertaining the stray dogs than the paying customers.
• They know the dogs can read the menu.
• The other chef is the only sane person: "Tony, dogs don't talk."
• This is what we teach children: Give in to peer pressure.
• Why doesn't she yell back?
• Why doesn't the chihuahua just jump out?
• Stereotypes are a real timesaver.
• Dogs get married?
• When dogs get married, they move in together.
• Tramp can talk just as fine with a bone in his mouth than without.
• A rat injures him, but three dogs don't.
• The guy at the pound is psychic and can read Aunt Sarah's mind.
• How did the other dogs know what's going on?
• Is the black one a gay dog?
• How did he get hurt, he was on the other side?
• When dogs have babies 3 look like the mother, one looks like the father.
• Who owns these dogs?
• It's a good thing he doesn't have rabies.
• The cats are androgynous.