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Rent-A-Clown

Pikachu's Vagina Brings Happiness to Children

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George Takei responds to Tim Hardaway

Funny video featuring the Star Trek actor here.

New Pirates of the Caribbean Pictures

Boggle Challenge: 11 words

At the bottom of the window it says there are only 11 words possible in this Boggle grid. My question is: Can you find them? I only found 6 in the three minutes but I'll give you a few days. Good luck:

If you don't know how to play you basically form words that touch horizontally, vertically, or diagonally without reusing letters.

More fun with Photoshop and Killer Tina 

Fun with Photoshop

Original Photos

Dohnny Jepp

We're watching Spaceballs and The Lion King while coloring and we noticed some things:

• Bill Pullman will go on to play the President.
• Where exactly is Nunavut?
  
• Book Lady doesn't know which Transformer is H_t Sh_t.
• She's insane. She's Martin Lawrence on a bender.
  
• Nice dissolve.
• Mel Brooks is obviously on his knees.
  
• I hate Yogurt!
• Spaceballs the Blog Post.
  
• Nobody notices the Alien scene.
• We don't talk through major plot points.
• Steph knows the entire script in her head.
  
• It's essentially Hamlet meets Hitler.
• Why is everyone American except Zazu and Scar?
  
• The new song sucks.
• Why is Darth Vader so happy?
• A smiley face would look wierd on the Emperor.
• "I'd say he looks more of a goldish-brown." is something we would say.
  
• We're gonna need a montage.
  
• We can talk but we don't have opposable thumbs.
• Slow-motion makes it faster.
  
• In the special-special edition of The Lion King, Mufasa's ghost will be digitally replaced by a younger version of himself.
• Where's Laertes?
• They should make a Disney movie without character names and instead use actor names such as: "Why are you attacking me, Matthew Broderick?" "Because I can, Jeremy Irons."
  
• Fire and rain can undo anything.
  
• How can love make kings and vagabonds?
  

Mahershalalhashbaz

Earth
lake
book on bench
overflowing tub with floating soap
telephone off hook
hallway
blooming tree
truck
burning cigarette
window
freaky old lady

Uncyclopedia

Boredom at it's finest:

The Unicameral huddles in the glans of the Penis of the Prairie, which towers 400 feet above the ground. Onlookers are mesmerized by the way it firmly houses the state’s legislative machinery and the way it helps government erect social services for the good of all Nebraskans. From the tip of the shaft, a statue called the Sower spreads its seed across the entire state.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nebraska

I also found "jellies"! 

I found "sprint"! 

Hover!

I totally forgot about this fun game that was on the Windows 95 CD. Try it if you still remember it: http://www.duke.edu/~mfc5/HOVER.htm

No, I'm not.

Haha, just kidding. I wasn't promoting anything or trying anything really new. Just trying to harken memories of when Sweet 98 was dead at post prom, I think. Anyways, if you checked my site hourly to see if any new developments had arised, Congratulations! I have a special award for you. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, so sad. I had this replace my blog for a day. Anyways, don't panic. Face the peril. It's OK.

Facebook

OK, after a week of waiting, my confirmation email arrived. I am now on Facebook.

Facebook me!

Join up too, you need your campus email. It's kinda neat and let me know if you're out there...

I didn't know a human could do this

This is so cool it's disgusting:
Finger Finger Revolution

Help Wanted

I'm looking for someone who can make me something out of metal. It doesn't have to be fancy metal but if I give them a small shape, I want them to make it for not a whole lot of money. Cools if it was in the Fremont/Omaha/Wayne/Norfolk/Sioux City area. I thought I knew someone in college who knew someone that make stuff out of metal. Does anyone know anyone?

Why I don't want to be connected

I consistently get these emails from people wanting me to join some online community thing at hi5.com and it scanned my Hotmail and found emails. It sent an invitation email to everyone on that list. If you got one of those emails, disregard it or join it or whatever. I didn't mean to send it. If it had said, "We will invite your friends via email" or something to that effect, I would not have sent it. I don't work that way. If you want to be connected with me, bookmark this page. I don't need another login to some crap I won't use.

Killers Concert

Dude, The Killers, August 10, Sokol Auditorium, likely to sell out soon, anyone want to go?

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