Shark Laugh

The Dark Knight Trailer

Michael Moore being annoying for a purpose

Intolerance at its Extreme

Through good times and bad...

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed for Wii

Between Wii game posts and YouTube videos, I don't post. Seriously, not much is going on at the moment bear with me. Well here's a bit of both.

Anywho, it seems that The Force Unleashed will be coming to the Wii after all. It seemed like they were avoiding it and how cruel to do so. Deny Wii gamers a chance to have a lightsaber other than LEGO Star Wars? Vicious. Well, not to worry, a lot of nerd fantasies will be "unleashed" in the spring. Woo hoo! This campaign is quite the event, tied in with a graphic novel and even a Miniatures set. Interesting.

Read the news here.

Brian and Stewie at the Emmys

でんのうせんしポリゴン

WARNING: This video, Dennō Senshi Porigon, has been known to cause seizures on standard TVs.


So why do I upload? To show the power of video, and to prove that Pokémon really can attack the trainer. Plus it's a fun dare to see if you'll watch it. Don't say I didn't warn you. I admit, it is difficult to watch. Illuminate your room and don't, for the love of God, focus on the video completely like those crazy Japanese children glued to the TV. Treat it like a freakin' solar eclipse.

Not quite like Greece

I'm still not sure why this is funny.

One of my favorite scenes from the summer movies

What the French Toast?

One of my favorite commercials right now:

If only work was like this...

Intolerance at its Extreme

These people are truly insane. The Westboro "Baptist" Church believe that everyone outside of their organization is doomed to hell. Their primary target is homosexuals. They are the people who picket funerals of fallen soldiers with signs that say "God Hates Fags." Why? Because those troops fought for America, a country of people who accept homosexuals and doomed to destruction, and the soldier's death is a celebration of God's judgement on this country. That makes total sense, doesn't it? Umm...no. I've never seen people so violently and idiotically intolerant of a certain group of people. It is funny when Shirley, the daughter of Fred Phelps, the near-corpse who leads the diatribes, goes on TV to "explain" her viewpoint. About a minute in, she stops answering questions and just spouts out her beliefs. The interviewers bring up new points against their church, she answers the same way every time. It's funny because she makes Fox News seem liberal. They don't want to convert you, they just want you to be aware that you're going to hell if you don't listen.

The six-part documentary has Louis Theroux, a BBC journalist spend three weeks with the insanity. We only see Fred twice during the whole film. The first time, Louis asks one question before Fred refused to answer any more. The question? "How many children do you have?" Fred says he's wasting oxygen and he missed his chance to ask a religious question. Louis just wanted to know what Fred considered to be his children. That was too risky. The second time he is allowed five minutes to ask religious questions based on his sermon. Fred answers with his hate speech and then Louis asks another. Fred answers "Asked and answered, next question," to every following question. He doesn't want to answer questions, he just wants a platform to rant his derogatory ideals.

These people are the epitome of illogic and failure to understand. Arguing with them is like arguing with a brick wall, no matter what you say, you just get slammed by a brick wall. The KKK believes that Westboro is a sick, ignorant group. How screwed up do you have to be to have the KKK believe you are depraved. To think that they believe in Christianity is a mockery to Christ. God doesn't hate anyone. God loves the world. They're very quick to ignore the parts of the Bible that contradict themselves. They love Lev. 19:17 where they shouldn't hate in secret but to tell others how they feel. They ignore Lev. 19:18 that says to love your neighbor as God does.

Videos:
Shirley on Fox News
Shirley on Fox News, again
Shirley and daughters on Tyra
Fred Phelps rants about Stewart/Colbert
Charles Firth talks, and flirts, with Phelps, Jr.
The Most Hated Family in America (1)
The Most Hated Family in America (2)
The Most Hated Family in America (3)
The Most Hated Family in America (4)
The Most Hated Family in America (5)
The Most Hated Family in America (6)

Spider-Man 2.1

When I saw the press information for Spider-Man 2.1 I figured it was a gimmick. I'm probably right as they're only adding 8 minutes to the film. But after searching YouTube and finding what very well could be from the extended film, it is somewhat tempting. They sure knew where to add in 8 minutes, mainly fighting and funny. I may have to pick it up. I know it's not beyond me as I repurchased the Star Wars Limited Editions, it would just be nice if the movie industry would just make the definitive versions early. Because people out there are buying DVDs all the time as it is an dnot downloading them anyway, now they have to find ways to make us angry when we've bought a DVD and they release a better one. Torrents seem nicer. Oh well, I am a sucker.

Clips:
J.J.J. as Spider-Man
Bank Robbery
Train Fight

George Takei responds to Tim Hardaway

Funny video featuring the Star Trek actor here.

Video Mods

This is funny. MTV2 has a show called video mods and they have the video from the summer of Franz Ferdinand's Take Me Out modded by Episode III. It's quite funny to see Mace Windu and Obi-Wan on guitar and Yoda on the drums. Apparently they showed a Battlefront II mod on Friday with Vader singing, Boba Fett and Darth Maul on guitar, with Grevious on drums. Too funny.

Watch it here: http://www.mtv2.com/#series/13696

Video Happy Day

Today was a good day for those nerds who get their rocks off for new video clips from Star Wars. There are 3 new TV spots, 2 of which are ironically targeted toward kids despite Lucas not wanting children to see the movie. Also there are clips from a German show that shows ILM clips of the movie. OK, I get the giggles everytime I hear a dubbed video a la Enterprise in Spanish. It is cool because we see Grievous move an we see Matthew Wood, the voice of Grievous talk in normal-speak. In the TV spots you also hear a Grievous sound byte from the movie for the first time hearing an official voice since Clone Wars Vol. 2.

Check them out here.

Heidi Klum and Lord Vader

TheForce.Net has released a video of an upcoming ad campaign for Target featuring Heidi Klum and Darth Vader. Quite funny, let's try it out.

Heidi Klum and Lord Vader (right-click, save as...)

Eeeww, DDRMax2 on Heavy

Check out this video of somone playing "Dream a Dream" on Heavy on DDR with a picture-in-picture view of the feet. Makes you feel really crappy and useless.
http://www.smashsworld.com/ddrmax2/